'My dad was a toolmaker' *Audience laughs*

🚨🇬🇧 KEIR STARMER PLAYS THE “MY DAD WAS A... TOOLMAKER” LINE FOR THE 3,856TH TIME Keir Starmer has once again reached for his favourite, most overused line on national television this morning: “My dad was a toolmaker.” A Prime Minister with no answers, no vision and no connection to ordinary Britons… except the same sentence he repeats like a manifesto.show more

Where did he pull this “I grew up in... the countryside” line from? Few months back he was a son of a toolmaker living in a council house with parents who couldn’t afford the phone bill. He was very clear about the toolmaker thing. He never once mentioned farming.show more

Whoopi Goldberg is now making fun of Elon’s kid’s... name as the audience laughs. Picking on a child. She’s evil.show more

Former Green MP Caroline Lucas: “Do you trust this... man (Reform’s James Orr), I would like to ask you?” *audience laughs* Caroline Lucas: “Because I have a vision of a bus with £350m” *audience applauds* #bbcqtshow more

Must be nice being a Liberal and you can... just violate your own government's policies in front of a live audience, and everyone just laughs.show more

OH MY GOD BAEKHYUN!!!!! HYUNJAE YOUR DAD IS IN... THE AUDIENCE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭show more

How can anyone think Refom are a party of... change when they only appear to be a caregiver for old Tories. Audience laughs then applauds. #bbcqtshow more

My dad, leaving his house, one last time. A... man he was!!!show more

I distinctly remember hearing the audience for Happy Feet... Two laughing (including my dad) at the part where Sylvester gets run over by a truck and rolls around like a corpse.show more

A video for my male audience

A video for my male audience

Paint what you love! ❤️ 🎨 My dad was... a meteorologist and my mom was an artist. Not surprisingly I paint a lot of storms. 😊show more

Shouting out Ana Fuckin Foxxx in my standup while... she was in the audienceshow more

One of Xxxtentacion’s killers laughs at video of X's... son Gekyume showing off pictures of his dad 😳show more

JUST IN: Juno Awards host glazes Mark Carney's WEF... Davos speech. "I felt like he was Canada's dad sticking up to the bullies." The audience erupted in applause.show more

lol at Stephen Graham calling out his wife during... his Critics' Choice acceptance speech for Adolescence "I don't really know what to say. I'm the only person I don't recognize in this room." [audience laughs] "See! I told you it was a good joke, Hannah!"show more

It was always laughs with bro 💙🕊️

"When I first had my son, I didn't even... like him calling me dad. Call me Bleek. Dad didn't even sound right. As I got older and realizing the responsibility of a dad, it was like, 'Wait a minute. Call me dad. I earned that.'" - MemphisBleekshow more

My Dad when I was a kid and tried... to put the name brand cereal in the cart.show more