My husband didn’t suspect a thing… I don’t think 🫣

Yeah no lmao, I genuinely don’t think this thing... is good. And I didn’t realise it literally leaves you at 10HP aftershow more

I didn’t think that was gonna happen🫣😂

my hot take is that i don’t think that... gender disappointment should be an accepted or normalized thing.show more

“My husband and I think you’re cute”

I didn’t abandon the chores, I delegated to my... husband 😂❤️show more

Wife: My husband is out with his friends and... I suspect they are cheating with other women. The husband and his friends:show more

Don’t worry I didn’t do it, but did think... this was funny 😅show more

“i knew you didn’t think i was the wife... seeing as you already ran her off” is a DIABOLICAL thing to say omfgshow more

“I’M A SUSPECT?” “i don’t know. should you be🤨🤨?”

I don’t play with my food 🫣 Goodnight

Got my first casting for a commercial today. I... think they love me. 🫣show more

I didn’t 🫣

Jr: I don’t snort cocaine, it’s not my thing

Didn’t think I had this in my bag… pretty stoked

When I wake up the first thing a think... about is Alice. When I go to sleep the last thing I think about is Alice. In my dreams she haunts me. I love Alice! #BLACKSOULSshow more

I don’t think Sean McVay is thrilled with the... Ty Simpson pick 🫣 (h/t 🅱️en)show more