nobody: me when i buy new boots:

"Nobody can buy me"

Investing in Dubai: When you buy enough property they... give you some free boots*. Follow me for more money saving tips. *one size fits mostshow more

Nobody: Me when I hear a Sturgill Simpson song... in the wild:show more

Me asking my friends if I should buy a... new toyshow more

This kid used to buy me beer when I... was 16.show more

me when i buy a ten album and pull... a ten photocardshow more

Gotta tweak the new boots icons I think

Its my birthday month. Buy me another pair of... these pvc boots. In a different colour 🎁show more

“nobody knows me new jers’”

Nobody: The new movement sucks 🤬🤓🤬!!! Me: I like... taking long walks #fortniteshow more

when i turn my phone off DnD just to... find nobody even tried disturbing meshow more

Nobody : Me when she’s HIV positive

$Link when the uncle i convinced to buy Chainlink... at $30 finally sees me:show more

Me when I buy my first account and get... to spam floss in PR:show more

when i first started league and chase kept telling... me i need to buy “the support item”show more

I don't think this little guy liked his new boots.

Me when I bring you to karaoke under false... pretenses (I make you get down and kiss my boots as soon as we're alone)show more