Rolf report 14 July: Have I not made myself... clear previously? Everything inside the house belongs to the cat. Rolf xshow more

Rolf report 25 Jan: I had a fine afternoon... in the Law School, meeting dozens of students. They were an inquisitive lot: ‘Where does Rolf sleep?’ ‘How did he become the Campus Cat? ‘Does he like other cats?’ My staff had all the answers. And I had some Lick-e-Lix. Yum. Rolf xshow more

Rolf report 4 May: I did my civic duty... on Thursday at went to the polling station. Before I vote I always check out the candidates’ positions on the most important topics of the day, as my American Human indicates. Rolf xshow more

Rolf report 5 Oct: This new Fresher friend studies... English & Creative Writing. And she strongly indicated that I’m the real reason she came to Warwick (she’s not the first). But 9,000 pounds just to meet a kitty? Worth every penny, she says. Who am I to disagree? Rolf xshow more

Rolf report 20 Dec: It’s a different kind of... RelaxWithRolf this week. My staff, including Dr Sherry, wanted to do something for my birthday, which is today. How could I say no? And thank you to all my friends for the cards & pressies received! Rolf xshow more

me at 9 am when i realize i have... the house to myselfshow more

Yesterday, I made clear that anyone impacted by the... fires will have access to the support they need. We will continue providing relief for workers who have lost everything because of the fires.show more

13 YEARS OF BITCOIN DATA. The strongest months have... been clear. October. February. July. Everything else has been far less consistent. History does not predict the future. But it often leaves clues.show more

Russian Sources report that a FPV Drone destroyed a... "Western-made" Radar in the Kursk Region. I have not been able to ID it yet.show more

"The house does not belong to him, it belongs... to the common people," Ex Union Minister Smriti Irani (2023)show more

Keke video! I think the background voice belongs to... someone here. I was on X space when I made this video… Do you have any Keke video? Don’t air me, oh. Let’s see your Keke video.show more

"2 planes for Charlie" The White House making it... clear just how great an impact Charlie Kirk made on so many people inside the Trump administration.show more

Notorious paedophiles Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris joke about... a young girl being “safe” with them during the filming of TV show. In 2013, a report revealed that Savile had sexually abused 450 individuals, with 328 of them being minors. He passed away before facing legal consequences. Rolf, on the other hand, was sentenced to five years and nine months in prison after being convicted of indecently assaulting four girls and young women. He was released on licence in 2017 after serving nearly three years and died in May 2023 at the age of 93.show more

I believe the Iranian people have made our message... clear enough. 🤌🏻show more

Dear cat owners, how do I get rid of... this cat? I think it wants to get inside the house. It’s too cold outside but it’s a stray cat. I saw it sniffing around the trash can, it saw me and approached the door. It wouldn’t leave, so I gave it some of Okonkwo’s food and then it sat on the deck watching me. I don’t like cats and not sure how to deal with it.show more

I love not giving a 🦆 History belongs to... the dreamers, not the doubters.show more

June: Thank you to myself that throughout the 17... years that I have been in the entertainment industry, i never given up. Thank you P'june for not giving up 🥹 ENJOYJUNE X HOWE AWARDS #HoweAwards2025xEnjoyJuneshow more

495 days ago, i could do 0 chinups i... made one commitment to myself “20 chin-ups a day, at least” today i can do 14 in a row discipline and consistency are everythingshow more

Melanie: "I told my sister, when have i ever... at the end of the day made the wrong decision for myself?"show more