Seohyun: What about someone who curses while driving? Like,... "ugh sh*t" Hyoyeon: Don't date them, who is it? Seohyun: It's me... Shin Dongyup: She goes "shib*l"! Seohyun: I didn't say the "bal"!show more

Elon Musk: “What I care about is the reality... of goodness, not the perception of it. And what I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. Fuck them.”show more

Elon Musk: ”What I care about is the reality... of goodness, not the perception of it, and what I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. F*ck them.”show more

ELON: I CARE ABOUT THE REALITY OF GOODNESS, NOT... THE PERCEPTION OF IT “What I care about is the reality of goodness, not the perception of it. What I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. Fuck them.” Source: New York Times DealBook Summit, November 2023show more

HOLY SH*T 🚨 President Trump just exposed fake news... ABC to their face having the whole restaurant laugh at them “I THINK a nice woman, but I don't like her too much! I'd say ABC is about as bad as they get” LMAO MIC DROP 🔥show more

what i enjoy about this verse is the implicit... tension between "just like bangtan" & this idea of vaulting over them to achieve it - because that's so ridiculously reductive it's almost funny. it's specifically calling out people who, instead of outrunning them fair & square in -show more

Most powerful 13 seconds you’ll ever hear! “What I... care about is the reality of goodness. Not the perception of it. And what I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. Fuck them. Ok” Elon Musk #Badass #Elonmuskshow more

🪽 “Oh it's that when I like walked up... to the behind and like you guys didn't say anything? (laughs)” OH BUSTED 🤣🤣 she definitely remembers me because she's talking about this moment where she was literally in front of me but I couldn't speak (mami is sorry) #beckysangelsshow more

the older i get, the less i see it... as a story about a girl who accidentally hurt someone because she couldn’t control her magic, and the more i see it as a story about what happens when a child is taught that the most frightening thing about her is herself. 1/5show more

Me: "All I said is I like the Netflix... Devil May Cry Anime" People who hate it: "Because you need to know, YOU NEED TO KNOW that I DON"T LIKE the Netflix Devil May Cry Anime therefore it's a BAD ANIME"show more

"As a Somali person who also lives in Minnesota,... I feel like I am compelled to say that we be chill, we don't run any gangs, we don't do any of that fraud sh*t." "That's propaganda, like for real." I would have to say the evidence clearly points to Minnesota Somalians ABSOLUTELY are committing fraud against the American tax payer. I couldn't be happier that ICE is rolling into Minnesota right now! DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT!!show more

Who did this?😂 It depicts a kid who comes... out the bathroom holding his stomach as he’s fighting diarrhea: “Mom, I need Viagra!” Mom: “What?! Why would you need that?!” Kid: “Isn’t that what you give Daddy when his sh!t won’t get hard?” 😭💀 The stomach holding and the casual delivery took me out. I’m deceased. Parents… y’all be careful what y’all say around these kids 😂show more

Adam Sandler thought he was fully disguised while skiing... until someone recognized his iconic features. “I was skiing one time, had the helmet on, the goggles.” “And I say it's gonna be a fun day nonome is gonna know its me” “Literally like 6:37 in the morning ‘Hey Adam Sandler’ he goes” “How did you know? He goes ‘That Big Nose’”show more