Stop that Me 🤬 ▪️You ain’t a Me guy... when it’s goin good. ▫️Don’t be a Me guy when it’s goin bad. It’s all us. #TEACHcultureshow more

Usually when a guy asks me to grab something... big and hard, it’s not metallic…show more

Joong : when i said it’s turned me ON,... i don’t mean in a 18+ way. Wait… actually it’s exactly like that 😂 it’s turn ON because it kinda tickles. So i don’t know if it’s turned me ON or if it just tickles me weird 🫠 #TheHeartKillersEP9show more

sometimes a “look at me” is not just a... simple “look at me”. it’s a “i love you” it’s a “sorry i pushed you away, but i’m here now” it’s a “i’ll always be here now, if you let me” it’s a “please don’t be sad, i can’t bear seeing you sad”show more

When Dillon Brooks acts like a tough guy…this is... all I see. It’s all that I’ll ever see. #DonovanMitchellshow more

When people tell me: « It’s an animal, so... stop acting like it’s your child… » ❤️show more

“It’s not for me.” Chat… do you believe this guy?

me core when it’s you😍

Lil Yachty is just like the rest of us... when it comes to Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ 👀 “It’s gonna be as much of a surprise to you as it’s gonna be for me.”show more

"It wasn't me! It’s fake news! It’s a hoax!... It’s Obama! It’s Biden! It’s Garland! It’s Comey! It’s Murdoch! Look over there - don’t look at me! It wasn't me!"show more

If you tryna see me from me don’t just... leave me hanging when it’s time to send em $$ 👌🏻🥵show more

When you know it’s gonna be a good day 😏

When it’s someone else’s fault, like Brexit, it’s a... recession. When it’s Mark Carney’s fault it’s “uneven data.” This guy is a weasel. Incompetent. Full of excuses. Never to blame for anything.show more

Much better when it’s all for me 🥹

Trump: It’s always shocking when something like this happens.... It’s happened to me a little bit.show more

Turtle Forever is a fun crossover when you don’t... got a bitch in ur ear saying it’s badshow more

It’s all about finding love, Sometimes hard to find... But when it comes to us, It’s always a Good Time 🥰 #SanAntonioTexasshow more

Me when it’s September 1st

🐧 don’t do it sunoo-ya 🐧 are you going... to drive that vehicle and clean this yourself? 🦊 why are you only picking on me when everyone did it?! 🐧 it’s always the last guy who gets blamedshow more