THAT BOWSER GUY Cinder IS NOT MEEEEEE!

THIS IS SENDING MEEEEEE

THIS IS KILLING MEEEEEE

That guy is just not funny, Tsw!

Why did Bowser do that

A particularly entertaining flaw in the Super Smash Bros.... Melee programming is Bowser Floor Blindness, where Bowser regularly forgets that his Fire Breath affects the floor in front of him.show more

Bowser is such a lovely singer

taemin is weird and not in a fanservice way... that guy is genuinely strangeshow more

poon is weird and not in a fanservice way,... that guy is genuinely strange.show more

"that guy is not even racing you” yeah he... did he blinkedshow more

Brysen Wright, RareBreeds 12U 6'2 180, Wide Receiver St.... Augustine, Florida The best player on the field was obvious for Sunday's main event of the Youth National Championship presented by Battle Sports. Wide receiver Bryson Wright is the prototype as a pass catcher. Massive frame that is already Power Five ready despite still in middle school. He is filled out and with six-plus years of development before he can even enter a college weight training program, he passes the eye test better than most top wide receiver prospects in the 2024 class right now. An addition to the already star studded RareBreeds perennial Yfbplayoff winning squad, Wright has brought a 'Florida swagger' to a team that dominated 40-14. "The coaching." said Wright on what has elevated him to the top of his age group. "I've been working with the right coaching, learning how to not be selfish and always just do the best I can. Normally tall, bigger guys can't play the way I play. I'm athletic for my size and that's really the biggest part of my game that makes me different." Intangible-wise he checks every single box the same as his size. Wright was able to run multiple routes and did not simply rely on being the biggest skill position player on the field. He is a natural catcher of the football and showed it on a highlight-worthy one-handed grab in the left corner of the endzone early in the contest. On an in-breaking 10-yard route, Wright took a reception for 40-plus for a score proving he can mix in some explosiveness and speed to being a massive target. Ohio State, Florida State, North Carolina and Georgia are schools he hopes to hear from once he gets to the high school level, but he may not have to wait too long. College coaches are already taking notice of the advanced offensive weapon and he could end up one of the few middle school prospects to earn Power Five offers before even deciding where he plays high school ball.show more

Congressman Brandon Gill reveals the homicide rate has GONE... UP 70% in DC under Democrat mayor Muriel Bowser Congressman Brandon Gill: “Do you know how much the homicide rate has changed during your tenure as Mayor?” Mayor Muriel Bowser: “I do.” Gill: “How much?” Bowser: “It has gone up, and it is going down.” Gill: “It has gone up by about 70% from 2014 to 2024.” Bowser: “I don’t think that number is correct.” Gill: “That is correct. You should know the crime statistics for your own city, especially whenever it’s this dangerous.”show more

He’s not that guy

Trump: "That guy is so straight, JD is so—he's... doing a great job. Smart. Top student. Great guy. He's not weird and I'm not weird. We're a lot of things. We are not weird."show more

Im convinced Marss is just spewing nonsense, Bowser had... all the time in the world to tech that 💀show more

Bowser is back and is still working through his... demons. See Jack Black as Bowser in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - only in theaters April 2026.show more

SERGY. IS. THAT. GUY. COOLS. IS. THAT. GUY. UTAH WINS!!!!!!