The human who invented something like this should be... studied, this would absolutely for sure wipe out all my laziness when it comes to mixing my drinks in the glassshow more

Even if playing uninverted didn't bother me or affect... my experience, it would still be points off for the laziness. Not a coincidence for games that do this to be unpolished liquid shit in other areas.show more

🎥✨ This video is something very special ✨✨✨ Be... sure to check out my latest film update 🤩 This outfit is made for a diva like me... for a mistress like me... well, definitely for me ☺️ When I was walking through Munich in this mega-hot leather skirt, I wished you had crawled under my skirt... What would you have done? 😛 How far would you have taken me? 🤔 It would have been exciting – right in the middle of the street 😜 A big thank you to my admirer who gave me this gorgeous skirt 😍😍😍 I hope you enjoy watching my new video 🥰 Kisses 💋 Your Lady Vanessa 💋show more

🐻 “He’s trained his whole life for this. He’s... been doing this his whole life. I would never look down on someone who genuinely loves and wants to do something. But when the opportunity comes—when we get the chance to do it—we have to give it our all. And I have to support my partner the best I can.” #JossGawinFancon #JossGawinxMayaTVshow more

We all have that one person who acts like... this when the liquor comes out. 😭show more

This woman took her husband to the ER for... a possible heart attack. She was told to wait in line like everyone else. This raises the question: Should ERs and hospitals prioritize certain conditions or emergencies? I would think yes. When does it become irresponsible for them to ignore someone like this when every minute matters? If it were my husband, I’d be raising a scene!show more

Had to do it in 2 separate videos because... my piss was coming out so fast that it hit the sofa. Was absolutely bursting for this after drinks with the lads #gay #piss #maleomo #omo #malepiss #malepissdesperationshow more

Should something like this be allowed in the US?

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THROTTLE FOR DOING MY NEW VTUBER... I WILL BE USING THIS A LOT WHEN IT COMES TO STREAMS AND SUCH ignore my friend rambling in the bg lolshow more

conrad making sure all the conklins are eating in... this episode😭😭😭😭 who is looking out for him MY SHAYLAAAAAAAshow more

It would have to be thisone for me for... sure, still one of my favorites til this dayshow more

Chronicles Of The Kid is out now. I couldn’t... be more proud of this album. There are people who share my experiences and also walk this earth contemplating what it means to be human. For them, and others like them, I dedicate this record. 🖤show more

the sudden urge to do this dance in the... most random situations should be studiedshow more

The SPCA must write the apology in capital letters... when something like this happens to my loved oldieshow more

i don’t usually brag when it comes to my... fails but this gotta be top 5 of all timeshow more

My sister sent me this song the first time... she heard it on the radio and was like “Jess this is the kind of music you should be singing.” I listened to it and I fell in love. Listen to my cover of “Lose Control” out now 🎶show more

This man invented the long fan a while ago.... After a few modifications he feels it could be something that is sold on the market. It’s used to help hot sleepers, while subtlety creating a gentle background noise to help you rest and get a deep sleep as well. There is an obvious flaw to this, but I’m sure he can work this out, would you buy something like this to help you sleep better?show more

taemin: my solo album comes out this year i... wanna tell u exactly when but there may be changes so i can't but it comes out this year pls look forward to it 6v6show more

If all human beings were like this child, the... world would be a better place.show more

New bra for my udders, but i feel like... something should be in between them, can it be you?show more