We deadass signed DK to a 5 YEAR contract

LLLLLUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!! We have officially signed the fourth-overall selection in... the 2021 NHL Draft to a three-year, entry-level contract. 🤌 📰: #NJDevils | #MadeinJerseyshow more

THE SHOW GOES ON IN HOCKEYTOWN! The #RedWings have... signed Patrick Kane to a one-year contract extension.show more

Club captain Kyle Milne Cameron has signed a new... two-year contract! 👊show more

The Colorado Rockies have signed 28-year-old LHP Jefry Yan... to a minor league contract. We can only imagine how excited he is with this news 🤣show more

IT’S OFFICIAL. The #RedWings have signed forward Patrick Kane... to a one-year contract with an AAV of $2.75M.show more

🚨Breaking news: Wikicat " $WKC " has officially signed... a 5-year contract with Newcastle United yesterday worth $500million 💰 According to the report, $WKC is the first memecoin to sign a record-breaking contract worth $500million. #wikicatcoin is the bull run 🦬🚀show more

Welcome to the Desert, Logan! 🌵 The Arizona Coyotes... have signed forward Logan Cooley to a 3-year entry-level contract. #PackLove Full details:show more

Still a Saint 🤷‍♂️🤫 We are delighted to confirm... that Henry Pollock has signed a new contract with the Club.show more

We’re delighted to announce that Hákon Valdimarsson has signed... a new contract with us through to 2030, with a further two-year club option Congratulations, Hákon 👏show more

BREAKING: Mohamed Salah has now signed his two-year contract... with Trabzonspor 🚨show more

Signed up to a college course about video game... writign and they deadass told me to download Disco Elysiumshow more

He’s at it again 😂 Onana - signed Dalot... - new contract Evans - signed Casemiro - signed Mainoo - new contract Bruno - his captain Rashford- new contract Garnacho - new contract Subs: Amrabat - signed Antony - signed 10/14 PLAYERS INVOLVED TODAY ARE HIS YOU CLOWN 🤡show more

Contract signed!

I'm excited to announce that we’ve signed this talented... young man to a brand-new 3-year contract! 🔵⚪️ Big future ahead — let’s get to work! 💪⚽️ #PogonFamily #FutureIsNowshow more

🚨📝 | FC Noah has officially signed Ghanaian Right-Back,... Eric Boakye. 🇬🇭 The 25 y/o has signed a 3-year contract with the club and will wear #6. Welcome to the Ark, Eric! 🤍🖤🇬🇭show more