well no robert that doesn't actually happen to me

REPORTER: "What happens in a few weeks if things... sputter, or what are you prepared to do..." TRUMP: "They keep fighting — and they keep dying. No good. But if things don't happen, they keep fighting and they keep dying." "We don't want that to happen. [Zelenskyy] doesn't want that to happen. President Putin doesn't want it to happen either."show more

What a... Mario Brothers?... no that doesn't work quite well...

I actually had this happen to me back in 2014!

Nick White says he won't allow Blame to crash... at his place after the Cx House ends because he thinks Blame doesn't know him very well and says that wont ever happen 💀 "I mean i dont know if he got to know me from our hangout... That is something that wont ever happen in the history of the planet" 😳show more

"quote tweet me when it doesn't happen"

Yeah… did that actually just happen

Still insane to me that this actually happened. Prior... to Tianlong-3's incident launching during a static fire was treated as a ridiculous joke and something that could never actually happen in the modern age.show more

Was Nigeria actually a country, tell me in what... part of the world does this happen and the government doesn't care or do anything about it??show more

This just doesn't need to happen

This is actually killing me, he had no reason... to do that 😭show more

If I ever tried to make omurice this would... happen to me as well 😂show more

It doesn't happen like that, it happens like this 😂

Pro Bowler, Robert Spillane has a nice ring to... it, doesn't it👀 #ProBowlVote + Robert Spillaneshow more

They're actually going to have me like this if... she doesn't get screen time soonshow more

Don't say this doesn't happen to you 😅

Hoping that something like that will happen to me someday

Things that don't actually happen when you are married: 😣

Well, it doesn't get much worse than that.

“you saying that Sherlock and Watson are two men... who happen to be roommates, wrestle a lot and share a bed, [...] that might be a misquote” RDJ: no that actually is not a misquoteshow more