What I do when the boring hubby is away #cheatingpartner

No revenge this is what I look like when... I walk away💋show more

This The Boring Company mug at Hyperloop Plaza is...... well... Boring! Picked up two. Might give one away...show more

What I do when no one is around 👀

When You Try to Dance the Cold Away, What... do You mean it Might Snow?show more

😭 AAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I... EVEN SAY I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH! 8K FOLLOWERS ALREADY IS INSANE!! I AM SO BLOWN AWAY THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART THANK YOU THANK YOU! 🎉🎉show more

Embrace the boring! ✨ I was feeling bored during... my Olympic training and asked how to get the fun back! My sports psychologist said "Work can be boring, embrace it and do it anyways." So I did, and learned to love the mundane as a sign of progress. What ‘boring’ work do you embrace to grow?show more

Yall: the club boring fr Me when I go out:

Road trips. Sweet when there’s no accident. Fun when... your bus is doing the overtaking. Boring when your bus is always overtaken. Tiring when the road is bad. Btw what engine is inside these hiace buses? They are always in mad competition with siennas.show more

Boring outfit but what do you think? 🤔

Enjoying is what I do best,while My top dogs... slave away. My Happiness has no price.show more

What do you mean I spent a few hours... away and Millie Bobby Brown is a mother?show more

In case ydk this is what I do when... I’m bored:💀show more

What should we do when the gear is stuck?

Best Spartan Kick Ever This is what happens when... you give your enemy the high ground. How do you not see that coming from a block away?show more

I smile when I'm angry. I cheat and I... lie. I do what I have to do To get by. But I know what is wrong. And I know what is right. I'm Master od truth In My Secret Life 💥show more

🐰: But the fact that we're enlisting at the... same time, the date just dropped, How do you feel when you first heard it? 🐱: it was a bummer, it was like my friend from middle school is moving away, "What do I do after school now?," That's how it felt.show more

THE FUCK IS GOIN ON? THIS- WHAT IS GOING... ON?? BRO HOW DO I FIX THIS? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DO I STOP THIS BRO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING Oshow more

The fact I remembered how to do this dance... last minute is impressive, then hubby scared me. 😂🩵show more

Ladies and gentlemen!!! We have a new stunning development!!... This is hubby!!!! I told you about the Green Place of Petting. That’s the spot in the yard where when I sit Bruiser comes running over for pets. Well, he ran over for pets from hubby too!! Hubby pet his tummy!show more