When my parents question if I’m high

How high risk stocks look at my portfolio when... I’m already down 50%show more

How I’m turning up to my high school reunion... when $FAT hits $1show more

My whole family all the way to great-great-grandma would... def approve if dokyeom were my groom 🐰I’m the “free pass for engagement” type. That was my nickname when we debuted. Carats said parents would approve of the marriage right away if I were the groomshow more

if i ask a question i’m gonna get slaughtered lol

me when my psychiatrist asks me if i’m ready... to quit smokingshow more

Wonder if people look at my toes in public... when I’m not looking?show more

Love how whenever I’m back at my parents house,... my dad walks me round to the front garden, puts the train on and then leaves, as if I’m a toddler in front of an iPad.show more

My parents don’t know I’m trans. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 🏳️‍⚧️

It was a question of “When” not “if”

My wife went to a Christmas party with my... parents. When they dropped her off, my Mom thought it would be funny to make me 💩 my pants live on stream. 😂 Apparently I bark when I’m scared! 🤣show more

If you haven’t seen this, you’re welcome. My daughter... plays high level volleyball, I’m amazed this doesn’t happen more often.show more

When my parents ask me about my exam preparation 😭

SGA when asked about fighting through fatigue: “Oh, I’m... good. I’m ready to go. Biggest game of my career.” “And if I lose, my season’s over.”show more

What my parents see when they walk in

Me and my friends walking back into my parents... house high af trying our hardest to be normalshow more

If you have a question or anything I’m free... now Dm on 🫰 snapshow more

When we beat Leverkusen, we’ll face either Sporting or... Bodo Glimt, after that Barcelona’s high line if they survive till then. I’m alive! 😂🫴🏼 #UCLdrawshow more

The videos I get in my DMs asking if... I’m looking for a pitcher with 518 strikeouts in high school! 🤣🤣🤣show more