When Neep isn't planning his escape plans, he's practising... his #heatedrivalry pole dancing in front of boyfriend Broccoli. (Check out how unimpressed Thrusty Clappernut's is in the background)show more

11am: Neep is on his coffee break. He's staring... at his locked gate. He knows that a garden of unearthly and sensual delights awaits beyond. Involving the postman, bedding plants and possibly custard creams. At 12pm Neep discovers that the front gate has a new layer of security; a loop of baler twine. Neep will have to evolve hands to escape. At 1pm Neep remembers he has teeth. He sets to work. 2pm: Neep has finally ground through the twine. His boyfriend Broccoli is watching him in confusion. Neep scoffs. Broccoli doesn't have the extra brain cell that Neep has. Or the bravery. Or immense beauty. 2.05pm: There's a sudden shout from outside my window. "Arghfuckoffyoumassiveweirdsheep!" Neep is harassing the post man. And most shamefully grinding on his Royal Mail issued shorts. 2.10pm: Neep is shoved back in his field, chewing happily on a stolen bedding plant. After a lap of honour, watched by his adoring Broccoli, he starts reinspecting the front gate. Neep chews thoughtfully on a brand new gate chain. He's not sure where it came from. Broccoli is no help. 3pm: I'm on the phone hysterically apologising to the post office. Neep doesn't care. He starts to plan his next escape. This time he's going to bring his boyfriend Broccoli. Postmen's knees and custard creams await.show more

(insert that one gif of the jester dancing in... front of his queen)show more

Batman dancing in front of the Riddler after he... broke his legsshow more

Thalaivan flexing his dancing skills in front of others... is a separate genre ♥️show more

This is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. There is... a verse from the Quran in the background and women are dancing in front. This is happening for the pleasure of Asim Muneer .show more

OP shares his experience when he attended TDS4 in... Osaka! #지성 #박지성 👤 #JISUNG is seriously insane. His dancing is just too cool 👤 The way he controls his speed and power is on another level. Even when he's dancing at the side, my eyes naturally go to him 👤 And when Jisung comes to the center, he's completely dominates everything! It's like he enters invincible mode 👤 In fact, I think he got the loudest cheers of all! It really made me realize just how popular he isshow more

These are the types of swings we've seen from... Vladimir Guerrero Jr. at points in 2026 when he's searching for timing timing. Watch his front-foot step, which is out of sync with what the rest of his body is doing. When one little piece of timing is off, it's all off. #BlueJaysshow more

iShowSpeed’s security don’t mess around, one of them was... seen in the background of his stream shoving people away from his car right in front of the police 😭😭😭show more

Christian Lundgaard, on the pole for the Mid-Ohio race... Sunday, said he puts the noise of his future out of his mind when in the car as he goes about and does his job when on the track. INDYCAR on FOXshow more

SO THATS HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN FRONT OF... TAEHYUNG WHEN HE FLASHES HIS IT’S SO TIGHT??? GIVE ME THE FRONT VIEW RIGHT NOWshow more

DOKYEOM’S EXPRESSION WHILE WATCHING MINGYU DANCING TO BODY😭😭😭😭 His... butt is right in front of his face😭😭😭😭show more

His reaction in-front of the crowd is wild

Poor Nick isn't sure if he's cut out to... be a dad. Perhaps his dad was out of the picture when he was very young and part of him is afraid of being like him.show more

Gugu Gaga dancing in front of the mirror, vibing... with his own reflection. Made with Seedance 2.0 on Yapper .show more

remember this legend who held up ‘LANDO P1’ on... his phone while dancing in front of lando at the club after his first win😭show more

Pete Crow-Armstrong did it again yesterday, snagging this Mike... Trout rocket that had a catch probability of just 35%. Nobody makes plays look easier (so easy that many don't believe the numbers). Just check out how fast he's already moving when the camera gets to him, his brilliance is in the first second of the play into his top 1% speed.show more

the absolute joy that spreads across his face when... he realises that all of his dreams are coming true in that moment? and the laugh of relief she lets out when she realises he’s happy… plus ‘make you feel my love’ by adele playing in the background? PERFECT SCENE IS PERFECTshow more