When people ask me to explain my Twitter account….

Me when people ask me about my twitter ommfs:

When people ask me how my life is going.

When people ask what I’ve been up to lately,... I try and explain that this is the only thing on my mind. But it’s impossible to describeshow more

when people ask me why my comms are open again

Me when my friends ask me to go out

Me when people ask me what it’s like to... work on 𝕏 😂show more

when people ask what my fave anime airing this... season is about and i have to explain “it’s about idols going undercover in public by wearing random objects as disguises”show more

When people ask me what role i want to... play.. Me : These roles😭😍show more

welcome to my Twitter account ❅ thread of threads ❅

Me, when some people make comments on what I... should and shouldn’t post on my account.show more

how it feels to misinform people on twitter as... an osint accountshow more

POV. When I ask my girlfriend to wake me up

me when people explain why we can’t just print... more moneyshow more

When people look at my main account lately 😭

When people ask me "hey what that tongue do?"

me when i explain byler to my irl friend... and then they start sending me byler editsshow more

my openclaw Clonk 🦀 builds 100 apps/week on twitter... ask me anythingshow more

My mechanic just confessed to stalking my twitter account.... What’s worse, is he’s now blackmailing me unless I do this 😳👇🏻show more

Please make you people explain to me