When the basketball program is falling apart but you... still get a million dollars a year to sit at homeshow more

"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million... dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly." "That's a good one." "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?" "No. I'd still prefer not."show more

The average home in Florida now is half a... million dollars. But it's ok, you wouldn't be able to buy one anyway; a foreigner already bought it.show more

American is looking to buy a home in the... Newport area of Orange County, California She goes on Zillow to filter results by price When she filters the results to $2 million dollars, every single listing disappears There isn’t a single home for $2 million dollars or lessshow more

FIVE million dollars in cash has been found at... the home of a member of Zelensky's party. Thank you, Biden and Kamala, but we need more.show more

Peterbot says he could make at least $3M a... year but he's too lazy "If I had the urge to make money I could literally make over 3 million dollars a year at minimum."show more

When you get liquidated but still need to find... a way to buy the dip:show more

You sit at home saying no work when you... can learn a skill.show more

Imagine paying three dollars for a ticket so you... can sit eight miles away from home plate and Mark McGwire still almost kills you.show more

When you get a DUI but still got places... to goshow more

🇨🇳China is what you get when you don't waste... a trillion dollars a year on endless wars. 🇺🇸US citizens fed up with getting the short straw yet?show more

When work cooked you SO BAD you get home... and just sit like this for a whileshow more

When work cooked you SO BAD you get home... and just sit like this for a whileshow more

when work cooked you SO BAD you get home... and just sit like this for a whileshow more

Trump: Every city, you take a look at it.... It is falling apart. They smell. They are dirty.show more

Would you keep a million dollars in a bank... error if it meant going to jail for 1 year?show more

It's always so sad to the County Ground, a... place that should be cared for on behalf of the #STFC community by the owners, crumbling. Our home has been falling apart for years, but the sheer incompetence that sees Statue Park falling to bits ALREADY is mindblowing.show more

Without a single word, the video conveys a clear... narrative of urgency and skill. The transition from the chaotic, heavy falling logs to the streamlined, sparking glide on the rope represents a shift from evasion to mastery. It’s a visual metaphor for finding your footing when everything around you is falling apart.show more

When work cooked you so bad you get home... and just sit there like this for a while:show more

When everyone is panicking about the sell-off but you... have a gazillion dollars worth of stables to buy the dip.show more