when the work email has the word URGENT in it

What it feels like when I write a good... work emailshow more

“We apologies for not being able to attend cause... of urgent work” THE DAMM URGENT WORK IN QUESTION 👇🏻👇🏻show more

it does work. learned this when I was pregnant... and we keep a box of these in the house ever since. I spread the word every chance I get.show more

when the email doesn't start with "unfortunately" and you've... finally made itshow more

when the email doesn’t start with “unfortunately” and you’ve... finally made it.show more

10 week old Mooey is looking for an urgent... foster home! He needs to be the only dog in the home as he has a little cough. If you can help please email 👉🏼 [email protected] 🐶 #puppy #fosteringsaveslivesshow more

“a word for the members” 👼🏻: “thank you for... your hard work. Let's work harder in the future” 🥹🤍show more

When a balloon has the word “Looner” written on... it, this is the only right way to treat the balloon🎈. Thanks for the help Derecho Hyena, “we did it”😁 Also happy #HumpDayshow more

The word “curvy” has lost all meaning in society

2. Why do all the AI Chat previews in... the new @clubhouse have the word “thrilling” in them? We thought it was funnier when they sounded like movie trailers.show more

The Duke of Duchess has a black belt in... word salad.show more

No matter how urgent the situation is, I will... complete work 😂show more

When I hear the N-Word and it’s not a... black person saying it:show more

.SLY | Glutonny's Link has been hard at work... in the lab and it shows 😳 📺show more

When you call someone the N word but you... only have $124K in the bank:show more

This is a too rude for TV gag that... was in my first special years ago but I was never happy with the recording of it. I slightly fluffed pronouncing the word ‘orchid’ and telegraphed the punchline. It still worked as its a good gag but it could’ve been better. So rerecorded last week in Norwich to set the record straight Orchid is the pivot word. It has to be pronounced in the listener’s story one time frame or it telegraphs the gag. That doesn’t matter if the pivot is also the reveal word ie at the end of the joke but it matters a lot when its in the middle. My new tour Gary On Laughing is better constructed than the first four and is happening now.show more

When Israel bombed the first hospital in Gaza the... world would not believe it. Israel said it was a misfired Hamas rocket and the mainstream media went into protection mode. Israel has now destroyed all 36 hospitals in Gaza… and not a single word of condemnation from the mainstream media or western governments…🇮🇱🇵🇸show more