when u and ur squad all hit the same trade

when ur fasting and all u can think about... is foodshow more

When ur husband and cat have same idea 😂

when ur only lvl 6 on the first day... n ur squad insists we do basement castle boss n its BBHshow more

when ur so obsessed with each other u lose... all common senseshow more

” but tell me, does he kiss like i... used to kiss u? does it feel the same when he calls ur name .... ”show more

when mootie steals ur joke and they get a... hit tweetshow more

when u and ur homeboy both noisy as hell

When i see yal parlays hit and think i... can do the sameshow more

Im the most addictive drug in the world u... literally just tap an icon on ur phone when my notifications pop and ur brain releases chemicals forcing u to forget about ur life and start mindlessly needing my attention oh ur still reading? good addict🥰show more

Do u like YUNG MILKJUGGS that go 4 ur... WALLET’s jugular? Yes u do, don’t u Ur gf is TRASH. She can’t compete with the TINGLES in ur dummystick when ur PAYING FATMILKERSshow more

hello Fortnite Status why cant u see who u... eliminate on ur screen anymore? and when u enter storm it says "knocked" on ur screenshow more

When u meet the girl ur ex cheated on... u with at 3amshow more

sh*t don’t feel the same when ur out of town.

National Head dey abroad dey flex, hit squad dey... Ikorodu dey find bird to k**l - and when dem catch hit squad, National go deny dem. Be wise. Reject violence. Reject Cultism.show more

When someone asks u if you’ve spent all ur... money even though you’ve just been paid...show more

Like Beggar u asked votes u did all the... drama but u couldn't even win Maa Movie elections and started Crying that's ur RANGEshow more

VOLUME WARNING : WHEN U HATCH 3 LEGENDARY EGGS... AND GET THE SAME GUYshow more

When u think u are smarter than ur mom