When your alt coin is not pumping.

When crypto finally starts pumping again and now my... loss is only -60%, not -80%.show more

When it's not your land versus when it is!

If the flyovers aren’t getting your blood pumping, you’re... not American. #Americashow more

When is he launching his official coin? What we... call em? Trump khan?show more

a new era for Flaunch your coin is just... the beginningshow more

When bitcoin makes an ATH but your all in... on alt coins that are down 72% from your entryshow more

When it is not your time to die. 😳

When it is not your time to die. 😳

😮 This Trump Coin is selling like crazy 🇺🇸... A Trump 2024 Black and Gold Coin ✔️ Show your support for re-electionshow more

Today we’re introducing 2 HUGE changes to the pump... fun mechanism (in beta) 1) Coin creation is FREE 2) Coin creators receive 0.5 SOL (~$80) when their coin completes its bonding curve How does it work? 1) Instead of the creator having to pay ~$2 for coin creation, this cost is now paid by the first buyer of the coin *This unlocks the use case of someone creating a coin without buying any of its supply* Why would they do that? 2) They receive 0.5 SOL (~$80) if the coin completes its bonding curve. - This gets paid out from the pump fun migration fee (now only 1.5 SOL) - it is paid regardless of whether the coin dev has ever held the coin or still holding the coin - The reward also gives an incentive for all devs to get their coin to 100% Final notes: - when the coin is created, it’s not put onchain until someone buys it. That’s why sometimes, there may be a difference between the time it launched on the pump fun interface and when it launched on mainnet (what you will see on solscan, for instance)show more

When rent is due tomorrow but you found a... 💩 coin that can 10x overnight.show more

When Romance is in the air , but not... your life 😀show more

“when your life is happening, but you’re not really... in it”show more

An unused object found in Yoshi's Island is the... "Overly Congratulative Green Coin". It is identical in functionality to a red coin, but plays the Perfect Clear fanfare when placed in specific areas. This causes the game to appear to unnecessarily celebrate every single coin.show more