Who could have possibly predicted that porn could break... men's brains so thoroughly that they would feel entitled to act out their fetishes publicly - and in some cases even go so far as to castrate themselvesshow more

From ages 15-18, I would go to my high... school football field 6x a week and throw as far as I possibly could, and then go to the ymca twice a day and lift as much as I possibly could. I would then go home and eat canned tuna and protein shakes and read the Driveline Baseball blog.show more

Jason Bateman says people who inherit fortunes are often... the cheapest people he knows “As a kid, I knew I could generate money, so I was never that nervous about spending it. I felt I could replace it” “I’ve got some friends who are incredibly wealthy because their parents were incredibly wealthy; they inherited a bunch of money” “And they’re the tightest people I know. Because they didn’t make that money, so they feel every dollar going out as one they’re never going to get back”show more

everytime they share stuff like this i’m like :(... they don’t have to do it :( that could be their thing and not ours :( but they invite us in :( they share it with us :( they could’ve kept it to themselves :( but they share it with us :( i’m so grateful :(show more

Pausing to remember those who sacrificed their lives, so... that we could live ours. #Remembranceshow more

Tom Hardy admits a Venom/Spider-Man crossover with Tom Holland... once got “as close as I could possibly imagine getting” — before ultimately falling apart. “I would have loved to have done because that just means so much fun.”show more

what could jk have possibly said in 2 seconds... to make seokjin laugh and smile like thatshow more

Im at UTSA and these pro-Palestinian protesters are so... intent on making Charlie Kirk’s vigil about themselves that they keep screaming in the middle of it. ….they feel so strongly about their cause in fact, that they didn’t even realize they spelled “Palestine” incorrectlyshow more

"We've even got State Patrol!" walked so that "Who... are you to doubt El Dandy?" could runshow more

This is what married men go through every day.... They have to lie to get some alone time so that they can enjoy their hobbies.show more

I used to ask my New York friends Who... were living in nyc check to check With a 80- 100k a year salary Why not move down south Where you can make that 100k Really feel like 100k And you can have a home a yard And more luxuries And they loved nyc so much that even though it made logical sense to move They would rather struggle And say “I live in NYC” Than ball and say I live in “Charlotte, Savannah, Charleston” Which would give them a better quality of life It took me a while to realize that The big city is so much a part of their identity Even if its pricing them out and has them living next to mice It’s so much apart of them that if they can’t say “I live in nyc” to someone who doesn’t They would lose part of their whole identity I say all that to say Chicago people are the same wayshow more

The rice had expired, so the children wouldn’t eat... it. Instead, they fed it to the ants so they wouldn’t go hungry. They smiled and laughed, happy that they could help even the smallest living creatures. This is Gaza. 💔show more

They got some shit going on in Russia that... none of y’all could even begin to fathomshow more

I saw some NYPD lights flashing in my neighborhood... so I went to check it out. These cops turned on their emergency lights and parked illegally so they could grab pizza. 😑show more

Michael Saylor says that Bitcoin could go to $1... and MicroStrategy would not get liquidated, they would just keep buying.show more

I was listening to all the nightlord’s themes since... they all have a third phase in their OSTs. And let me just say from music alone we are so fucked because what could they possibly be cooking that’s gonna need THIS as an OSTshow more