“You better not be isopod” Me:

“you better not be cunty owl” me:

"you better not be overreacting to any ghost song" me:

“You better not be out here entertaining these hoes” Me:

"you better not be generating WALL-E doing sports" me:

him: you better not be safe when i get... there! me asf:show more

her: you better not be prototype guy when i... get there me:show more

Her: you better not be out there entertaining these... h**s Me out there:show more

you better not be making a dedicated video tab... when I get home me:show more

“you better not be trent reznor spinning in the... air when i get home” me:show more

Hmmm yes this is the good isopod yes hmm... inspecting yes good flipp good shell m yes very good isopod you pass inspecting…. Yes…show more

him: you better not be Freaky Floyd on Valentines... when i get there. me asf:show more

My wife: you better not be entertaining these h**s... out there. Me out there:show more

you better not be serious 😭

Her: I’m coming over. You better not be squawking... uncontrollably like a Peruvian Thick-knee. Me:show more

her: ‘you better not still be Argentinian dancing on... the terrace when I get there’ me:show more

You better not be taller than me 🦒 #TallGirls... #TallGirl #TallGirlTwitter #TallGirlsClub #TallGirlsRock #6ft6 #Amazonian #Giantess #BBWshow more

“you better not be mika cosplaying as andy with... a voice changer when i get there” me asf:show more

"Babe I’m coming over. You better not be a... silly little puppy with no attention span" Me asf:show more

you better be dreaming about me

Him: "Babe you better not be mashing up Beyoncé's... 'Blow' video with the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK score" Me:show more