You can now cry about your 5000 year old history.

Did you tell your 12 year old (who I... met before) about this, Paul Graham ?show more

You can now view your transaction history on the... Aave Interface! Visit to explore.show more

Recruiter: “I see you have a 2 year gap... in your employment history. Can you explain that?” Typical Finance Guy:show more

Yash about Dee: "Now that you got caught, don't... sit there and cry. Cry me a river, because you didn't cry when you lied. You didn't cry when you lied, don't cry when you get caught." #BB28 #BBBitezshow more

YOU CAN NOW VIEW ALL YOUR OLD GW SCORES... AND RESULTS 🥳 Woooooo 🫡show more

33 year old Mike Trout just laid out to... help 22 year old Ryan Johnson (who has never played a single minor league game). How can you not be romantic about ⚾️?show more

8 year old shooting 50 cal. Bro wanted to cry.

We are a 5000-year-old civilisation. -Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto in 1969

Can a 31 year old wife turn you on?

17-year-old to 16-year-old to 17-year-old. Youngest trio to combine... on a goal in MLS history. 🤯show more

killing her off so you can pair the 17... year old with the 27 year old…..turkey is hellshow more

What would 10-year-old you say to you now? ❤️ #UCLfinal

When your 4-year-old makes you question your entire ski career

REPORTER: “Can you tell us about your Hawaii trip,... sir?” BIDEN: “No, not now."show more

46-year-old male patient with elevated creatinine, history of nephrolithiasis,... mildly atrophic right kidney, without hydronephrosis. Noncontrast CT is performed. Can you make two additional relevant additional findings?show more

Reminder you can throw away those 10 year old... iPhone boxesshow more

You can now make your own Context transaction categories... in one prompt with your favorite AI assistant. Pair it with Rules and you can collapse your entire spending history into 2 categories. Turns out that's enough.show more

You can do it now. Bouncing your pecs is... about muscle control, not the size of your chestshow more

Mom : “Show them you can dance my boy”... 5 year old me :show more