you could almost pretend

You could almost go anywhere with this apocalyptic chopper.

Ever wished you could go back in time and... pretend the last 5 years never happened? 🤔show more

So close you could almost touch it 🫳 #FerrariHypercar #WEC

So Close you could almost Taste & Lick my... Feet 👅show more

You could pass it off as hedge tidying. You... could even pretend it’s for road safety. Or you could call it what it is. Killing #birds. Kicking #nature when she’s already down. Arrogance. Ignorance. A cash job. Illegal. This is illegal. #ecocide in the #countryside Good job.👏show more

pretend you didn’t stare… i dare you

Don't you worry your little head. 🤷🎪 Your pull... could be ANYTHING (almost): GLITCH #theamazingdigitalcircusshow more

— “i pretend you are mine”

If you saw anything, pretend you didn’t! 👀

please pretend you didn't see it

Pretend you know this song everybody

You can pretend it's meant to be

Hey DC_Draino🦅 Something interesting here concerning Chip Roy, you’ve... literally never mentioned him on your Twitter up until almost 48 hrs ago. It’s almost as if you scrubbed your feed so nobody could pull and old tweet were you praised Chip to use against you 🫠 I mean, come on. Even Hellen Keller could see somethings fucky.show more

They can only pretend to love you 💔

i know who you pretend i am #SonicMovie3

don’t pretend you don’t wanna see the rest

Christmas is so close that GB could cry! …Almost