YOU DO NOT RUN ON… *checks notes*… NICK MARTINI!!

Bennett grabbing *checks notes* Pastrnak during his fight with... *checks notes again* Zadorov?? 🧐show more

Can’t talk about jews anymore because you *checks notes*... use a cellphone.show more

In case you were wondering the Re-Educator is (checks... notes*) med pen?show more

A Walking…(checks notes) Philly? 😳

Will you abandon the safety of your bucket for... a *checks notes* secret collectible?show more

BIDEN: "And, uh, that guy sitting next to you... *checks notes* Ben Ray Lujan!"show more

This kid is... *checks notes* TEN YEARS OLD

Ron Johnson attacks Tim Walz for [checks notes] ...... "getting married on the anniversary of Tiananmen Square"show more

Do not run on Aaron Judge 🚫

Btw. you can have a functional spreadsheet in your... app with *checks notes* 3 prompts. (prompts in ⤵️)show more

Piers: “Do you think women should have the right... to vote?” Nick Fuentes: “I do not. No. Absolutely not.”show more

Former Arkansas *checks notes* QB Felipe Franks getting fired... up after a big hit on the kick returner. #ProHogsshow more

Check out these physics that are *checks notes*, 15... years old.show more

Let’s take a look at *checks notes* the Rhode... Isӏand bӏасks.show more

No, you do not run faster with the throwing knives.

nick is on a fucking generational run, wtf

DO👏NOT👏RUN👏ON👏IAN HAPP

Had to sort through some emails. Do you prefer... keeping notes on paper or digitally?show more

A Somalian migrant in England is outraged that *checks... notes*… there’s a pub next to a mosque. Newsflash: the pub was there first. England is not an Islamic State. Never has been, never will be. You will not colonise our country.show more

Kevin McGonigle is responsible for *checks notes* all of... our runs so far 🔥show more