Your finances shouldn't require constant attention. That era is ending.

Excuse me, I require your attention

I require you to pay very close attention during... my lesson plans. Is that going to be a problem? #teachershow more

“The safety driver literally fell asleep at least three... times during the ride”. Watch a Tesla "Robotaxi" safety driver fall asleep while “monitoring” a ride in San Francisco. Elon Musk, does this driver's demeanor reflect the 'constant attention to the road' and 'immediate preparedness' that your systems require?show more

Introducing Era Context — an MCP server that puts... your personal finances into any AI assistant you already use. Build your own personal CFO in 5 minutes. Free to get startedshow more

ATTENTION, CALDERA RECRUITS! The ERA Force is mobilizing: Our... new community platform is live. If you hold $ERA, check your rank and access an exclusive telegram group.show more

KAI’S MILITARY ERA IS ENDING. CHAOS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

Any finger that touches this, your finances will triple... in march.show more

Any finger that touches this, your finances will triple... in May 2026.show more

Failing to beat the opposition and ending up with... a back pass is a waste. We shouldn't encourage such things.show more

Is your state under a constant hazy whiteout?

Your attention is needed

Now that I’ve got your attention:

Where is your attention?

This is the type of balance that I need... with my finances 🥲show more

Great now that I have your attention….

I require students to pay very close attention to... me while I teach. Will that be a problem? Be sure to take good notes. 📝 📓 #teachingshow more

With Era Context, Poke from Poke can now help... with your finances. Tell it to fix (roast?) your transactions, the same way you text (roast?) your group chat. Your money, in iMessage. What a time to be alive.show more