your response when someone (literally anyone on planet earth)... asks why you'll be busy this weekendshow more

Why on earth would someone do this? 🤨

When someone asks why Miley Cyrus is my favourite artist

When someone asks me why I make fun of Indians:

When your boss asks why you’re late in on... a Fridayshow more

this is literally the funniest fancall on the planet... bc WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM DO THISshow more

You ordered medium and this is what you get.... What’s your response when your server asks: Is everything ok? 🥩show more

Not a single CB on planet earth passes the... ball like Romero Not even bias, anyone who watches football knows thisshow more

Buffalo might be the best place on planet earth

POV: me when someone mentions them and asks why... we broke up.show more

When anyone asks my favorite weather This, I crave this.

When your girlfriend asks why you're broke 💀

When someone asks me what I do on 𝕏

yeah crazy, yuritards might be the most entitled people... on planet earthshow more

PLANES? ELON’S GOT ROCKETS FOR THAT Why sit for... 15 hours when you could blast across Earth in 30 minutes at Mach 25?! Skip layovers - you'll be on time for dinner on the other side of the planet. The Rocket Ride Rundown: •⁠ ⁠New York to Sydney in under an hour - fasten your heat shields •⁠ ⁠Earth-to-Earth rockets - loud, proud, and ready to bounce borders •⁠ ⁠Teleport vibes - but with fire, noise, and a side of G-forces Boarding passes? Nah. Rocket rides don’t queue! Source: Technologyshow more

On the road … the weekend promises to be... quite busyshow more

this lowkey has to be out of character cause... why on earth would conrad be doing thisshow more

Did anyone on the PLANET think this would happen?