You're either crushing or lying.

You're either good at Siege or good in bed

You're either YEETING or RETREATING, right Stu Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸?!

You know what they say.. You're either good at... pool or..show more

"If a man says he is not afraid of... dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha"show more

"Whatever game Pam Bondi's been playing, whatever crap she's... been peddling on Fox for the last six months, she was either lying then or she's lying now." - Steve Deaceshow more

Indian rizz is so hard that either you're jealous... of us or wanna be like us.show more

Crushing balls this Easter 👢🥚 you're welcome

If you don't realize that he was right the... entire time, then you're either jewish or retarded.show more

No idea if you're going to bed or waking... up to this, either way you are so welcome friends.show more

Crazy how you're just lying lmao

When the person you're crushing on actually shows interest... in youshow more

You're kind of crushing it. The Crispy Onion Whopper... is here.show more

Did you know Keir Starmer that touching your nose... is a sign that you’re lying? Either that or you’d been on the Colombian marching powder. 🤧show more

You're lying drunk on the floor again?

Watch this clip a few times. If your mouth... is not watering, you either just ate, you're sick or you're grainwashed. The last two are redundant. Source: steakchannel (IG)show more

Easy read for this game winning snipe C9 Sab... jk either I'm just lucky af or you're unlucky for that timingshow more

Either she's barefaced lying to a corpse, or Sonia... Fowler is the most evil, manipulative psychopath the world has ever seen, because WHAT IS THIS RETCON? #EastEndersshow more

YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER EITHER WAY

if this doesn't make you fold, you're lying.