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“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
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“The fists flew. The slippers fled. The Wilsons scattered. Yet the ceremonial shedding of the weave remained conspicuously absent. Civilization disappoints us once again.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #UrbanRetailCombat #WeaveWatch #PajamaMama
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“LSU Homecoming. Where higher education meets lower instincts, the ceremonial shedding of the weave returns, and law enforcement introduces a rather persuasive extracurricular activity..” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #LSUHomecoming
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“New York remains one of the world’s great cultural melting pots, though occasionally the ingredients refuse to melt and simply begin stealing one another’s accessories.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #NYCMeltingPot #NewYorkCity #StreetAnthropology
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“Here, we observe three young Kiwis confronting gravity. Two immediately begin negotiating with God. The third appears mildly inconvenienced by the noise.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #PanicAtTheSkySwing #KiwiKids #SkySwing
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“A routine shopping excursion becomes an unexpected lesson in emotional economics, questionable customer service, and the true cost of a dollar. Management may wish to reconsider the return policy.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains
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“One woman brought a knife. The other brought an ambitious understanding of shoelaces. Neither appears to have benefited from compulsory education.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #NewYork #Blewdakriss #SidewalkChaos
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