Deep.State.Cringe
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Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough
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“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
Deep.State.Cringe347,620 views • 2 days ago
“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
Deep.State.Cringe234,488 views • 1 month ago
“The fists flew. The slippers fled. The Wilsons scattered. Yet the ceremonial shedding of the weave remained conspicuously absent. Civilization disappoints us once again.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #UrbanRetailCombat #WeaveWatch #PajamaMama
Deep.State.Cringe31,841 views • 5 days ago
“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
Deep.State.Cringe269,983 views • 1 month ago
“LSU Homecoming. Where higher education meets lower instincts, the ceremonial shedding of the weave returns, and law enforcement introduces a rather persuasive extracurricular activity..” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #LSUHomecoming
Deep.State.Cringe19,620 views • 4 days ago
“Gen X was raised without helmets, supervision, or the expectation that every conflict required an administrative hearing. Respect your elders. Some of them still remember when ‘find out’ was the second half of a complete sentence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #GenX #Tupelo #Mississippi #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
Deep.State.Cringe218,517 views • 1 month ago
“Meanwhile, Deputy Depends witnesses the slow dissolution of the social contract from a distance deemed medically responsible. Order is a remarkably fragile concept once everyone believes they’re the one restoring it.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #CanyonLake #California #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
Deep.State.Cringe111,911 views • 2 months ago
“New York remains one of the world’s great cultural melting pots, though occasionally the ingredients refuse to melt and simply begin stealing one another’s accessories.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #NYCMeltingPot #NewYorkCity #StreetAnthropology
Deep.State.Cringe30,874 views • 21 days ago
“Two Edgars. Three Spider-People. One El Chonko. And an entire sidewalk of amateur cinematographers documenting mankind’s ongoing disagreement with natural selection. The Sinister Six have never looked quite so intellectually disadvantaged.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SixthStreet #MarvelParody #ComedyReels
Deep.State.Cringe17,178 views • 12 days ago
“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
Deep.State.Cringe70,823 views • 2 months ago
“Here, we observe three young Kiwis confronting gravity. Two immediately begin negotiating with God. The third appears mildly inconvenienced by the noise.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #PanicAtTheSkySwing #KiwiKids #SkySwing
Deep.State.Cringe14,016 views • 14 days ago