Deep.State.Cringe
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Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough
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“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
Deep.State.Cringe244,593 views • 2 days ago
“Gen X was raised without helmets, supervision, or the expectation that every conflict required an administrative hearing. Respect your elders. Some of them still remember when ‘find out’ was the second half of a complete sentence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #GenX #Tupelo #Mississippi #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
Deep.State.Cringe211,732 views • 10 days ago
“Meanwhile, Deputy Depends witnesses the slow dissolution of the social contract from a distance deemed medically responsible. Order is a remarkably fragile concept once everyone believes they’re the one restoring it.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #CanyonLake #California #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
Deep.State.Cringe110,094 views • 21 days ago
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“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
Deep.State.Cringe69,706 views • 1 month ago
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“By Chicago standards, four rounds of combat, intermittent nudity, and several displaced wigs may still qualify as an admirable display of civic restraint.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Chicago #31stBeach #StreetAnthropology
Deep.State.Cringe38,002 views • 23 days ago
“Some vacations create memories. Others create evidence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm July 2019 — A family argument in Disneyland’s Toontown erupted into a viral brawl that resulted in arrests, criminal charges, and internet immortality. #Disneyland #ViralAnthropology #InternetHistory #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe
Deep.State.Cringe60,697 views • 2 months ago
“Nothing unites a community quite like matching haircuts, interchangeable vocabulary, and a disagreement requiring several dozen participants and at least three firearms.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Edgars #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #Houston #NatureDocumentary #DeepStateCringe
Deep.State.Cringe20,901 views • 1 month ago
“Naturalists remain divided on the purpose of bear-mace in a habitat almost entirely devoid of bears. The local population, however, appears to have reached a consensus.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #MeanwhileInMinnesota #StPaulMinnesota #BearMaceDiplomacy #GhostPepperspray #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
Deep.State.Cringe43,794 views • 2 months ago
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“Nothing captures the decline of civilization quite like a racist Mullet Goblin in a Dungeons & Dragons shirt getting humbled at a red light, then returning for another round as though confidence were a substitute for competence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #RoadRage #SomewhereFloridaVol5 #HumanBehavior
Deep.State.Cringe20,448 views • 1 month ago
“Perhaps the greatest casualty of the smartphone era isn’t conversation, but our willingness to remain present long enough to witness an ending.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #HumanBehavior #ModernAttentionSpan #SomewhereAtlantaVol3
Deep.State.Cringe21,153 views • 1 month ago