10 closest things to magic

Completely missed out on that quarter behind your ear. That should have been fifth

“I say wtf are you talking about it’s god he’s angry cause I just jacked off” well done

Ass delivery cringeified a good joke

I thought he was Hobo Johnson

I am surprised magnetics didn't make the list

fans with no blades just concealed the blades in the base

Bluetooth

@WildboyDaigle

Chill Bill spent 2-10 daydreaming about jerking off into a bladeless fan