"100 men would crush a gorilla. It's not a fair fight. It would take a few Sam Avleys to get it done. We'll say 10 Sam Alveys... I hit really hard. I may not be able to concuss the gorilla, but I could break its jaw and make it... not want to fight." - Sam Alvey 👀🦍show more

@smilensam Aint this the dude who went 0-11 in ufc

@smilensam 100 men have 0.1% chance of winning a fight against a motivated ticked off and cornered gorilla.

@smilensam If breaking its jaw is his game plan then he's dead, all he'd do is shatter his hand 😂

@smilensam dudes forgetting he’d break his hand punching a gorilla

@smilensam One Sam Alvey +100 doses of tren

@smilensam Wouldn't be able to break a gorillas jaw with a punch, their bone density would shatter your hand, you'd barely bruise its skin lmao

@smilensam He thinks his hand bones are stronger than a gorilla’s jaw?

@smilensam Sam’s been hit in the head too many times it seems

@smilensam People are so dumb for thinking 100 humans would win lmao. Completely underestimating how strong a gorilla is