4 years later, and our AC is still broken.

Have you tried a Johnson rod?

There is a reason you married her! @MeredthSalenger 🤣

Part-time baseball bat-wielding Valkyrie goddess @MeredthSalenger. I still have that fan art of you on my computer somewhere. 🤣

Small price to pay for being married to a badass. Unless you live in the valley, of course.

I simply can't imagine her unleashing that stream of profanities.

Saw you live last night (👍), this is reminiscent of your daughter seeing Michael Myers in the garden in Halloween and saying “just call the fuckin’ police!”

I have a couple of old windows units if times are hard.

The absolute worst. We realize it's hot. We realize you're dying. But that'll be $10,879. Thanks.

Hard to believe, you seem like you would be so on point with household fixins to be done. You did the right thing letting her handle business though, she can be...imposing.

This is still such a banger of a story! Also, I live in Florida and my AC is currently broken. 😩