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Patton Oswalt

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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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Evening’s started.

Evening’s started.

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Join us tonight on #CelebrityJeopardy Join. Us.

Join us tonight on #CelebrityJeopardy Join. Us.

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CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link below to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.

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My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

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FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

FIFTEEN MINUTES EAST COAST!!! #CelebrityJeopardy

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Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

Oooooh boy the stuff we have cooking up in the MINOR THREATS-verse for 2025. Can’t wait for you guys to see it. In the meantime, get the TPS and get CAUGHT UP.

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I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

I can’t wait for you to see me and some of your favorite celebs celebrating the life of comedy legend Joan Rivers in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute TOMORROW, May 13th on NBC Entertainment and streaming on Peacock.

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We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to Goat Song Media for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice:

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Widow’s Bay is the best show on TV right now.

Widow’s Bay is the best show on TV right now.

80,919 views • 7 days ago

It's a whole new world out there

It's a whole new world out there

67,973 views • 13 days ago

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

What makes season 2 of The Lord of the Rings deeper than season 1 is seeing the orcs mourn their dead, struggle to find a home in the world and worry about their families. Makes the battle sequences more exciting & heartbreaking. They’re not just a “faceless horde.”

2,212,325 views • 1 year ago

We discovered a new cryptid

We discovered a new cryptid

112,032 views • 1 month ago

She thinks she saved a life that day

She thinks she saved a life that day

74,725 views • 23 days ago

Robin Williams would have been 75 today. I’m so grateful for the time we had with him. Be a seeker.

Robin Williams would have been 75 today. I’m so grateful for the time we had with him. Be a seeker.

127,581 views • 1 month ago

Prozac all the way

Prozac all the way

87,141 views • 1 month ago

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

1,681,973 views • 2 years ago

Thank God for tenure

Thank God for tenure

129,398 views • 1 month ago

No more wisdom rock

No more wisdom rock

375,545 views • 6 months ago

Pick your battles wisely today.

Pick your battles wisely today.

122,209 views • 2 months ago

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

"We have Andor at home." The Andor at home:

419,654 views • 7 months ago

ALERT: NEW ART! My latest poster is by the incredible David Plunkert. Check out his other work at And come see me in Lexington, Kentucky on 9/4!

ALERT: NEW ART! My latest poster is by the incredible David Plunkert. Check out his other work at And come see me in Lexington, Kentucky on 9/4!

49,104 views • 29 days ago

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.

876,520 views • 1 year ago

I have one very valuable skill

I have one very valuable skill

57,707 views • 1 month ago

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, The Late Show.

129,188 views • 3 months ago

Happy 100 year birthday to Mel Brooks, creator of truly timeless comedy.

Happy 100 year birthday to Mel Brooks, creator of truly timeless comedy.

80,959 views • 2 months ago

I’ve discovered a handful of new favorite things. Now they’re your favorite things. Enjoy!

I’ve discovered a handful of new favorite things. Now they’re your favorite things. Enjoy!

59,629 views • 1 month ago

May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

May the 4th be with you. And especially with Amy Poehler.

119,040 views • 4 months ago

In politics, one wrong step and you're done

In politics, one wrong step and you're done

211,608 views • 8 months ago