426-ft No-Doubter. #AllRise 🫡

I genuinely can't believe how insane he is

MY COCK HAS RISEN

That was "only" 426? Damn I thought that was at least 440! What a shot!

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OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

There will never be another

it's completely over for the league now that Judge is deciding he wants to hits home runs instead of singles again

I can’t believe I share the same name as the best player in baseball

ALL RISE!!!!!

Ball was absolutely SMOKED