A Guide to First Date Etiquette

70/30 sounds about right,

How did the "Work In Progress" shows go Stephen? Can we expect a full tour announcement at some point...?

Look at the gleam

Someone trod on Zoe Harris’ dress and put a hole in it. She was crying and I was like “oh, for god’s sake”.

Eyes bulging with imagined first dates

You must not have seen Bottom-Smells yet? That's the guide to picking up birds 101. 😅

I don’t think the “paying for things” material works that well, when everyone knows you’re a millionaire. “It’s funny how he’s tight with money though, isn’t it?”

If you look at the etymology of 'stephen merchant' it's 'steady hand on the tiller' / 'salesman' - which explains why you're doing tried and tested jokes from 50 years ago, when comedy maps started to be drawn up and less bomb bay doors were opened.

Is this from a show I missed?

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Women eh ?

I’d cringe on a date with you even though I make more than you. Gentlemen only.

Watched as murdering snooker player today - very good, smug, performance 👍🏻

Don’t splash out right away.

😂😂😂 Think who pays for evening might depend on gentleman’s circumstances.

Stephen this video really highlights your wingspan. Among the comedian genus it has to be upper 1 percentile.