A nice pub ruined

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Precisely this happened to a genuinely good pub I worked in. Beardy hipster trustafarian posh boys decided they were 18thC folk historians and bellowed away in the beer garden thinking they were adding "local character" for us.

Absolute agony. You've nailed this form of comedy more than anyone ever.

i felt myself get genuinely grumpy at the end of that

methinks you shanty be visiting that establishment henceforth

I hope that's a pint of Punk Squirrel IPA