An Eldar fan interacting with the general 40k fanbase

Me having to fight the average necron fan because they keep coping that they won the war in heaven

Me battling all the “eldar bad cos they made Slaanesh” fans

“The Eldar created Slaanesh” >as a backstory argument fair enough >as a criticism of the Craftworld Eldar so unbelievably, incoherently fucking wrong

Now I'm imagining an eldar parrying an imperial psyker

Fully within their capability!

Almost as cool as Mental Fortress from Dark Heresy, that lets you explode a psykers head by countering their mind attacks with a "no u"

I summon thee

- boasts about space elves - uses video of human

“It’s all the Aeldari’s fault! We wouldn’t be here if they hadn’t murder-fucked Slaanesh into existence!” “We know.”

Side note: best depiction of a Fighter hands god damn down.

*slurps noodles loudly and apathetically in Drukhari*

@_Jyggalag_ Eldar and Tau fans have it hard. I think the tau and exodite Eldar are awesome. 😔

eldar fans on their way to tell everyone that they're the most oppressed group in 40k and allat

When people slander eldar using things that drukhari did

Meanwhile, Elf fans interacting with Warhammer Fantasy fanbase: Judges you on who your Elven Queen is in the same manner that Space Marine fans will judge you based on your favorite Legion

An Eldar fan trying to live normally in a land full of Mid Templars chuds

@Steal_your_shit Damn knife ears

What were the Eldar doing for millions of years? Shouldn't they have ascended to godhood by then Like 66 million years is a lot even in something absurd like All Tomorrows Why they still look like elongated humans? Shouldn't they look like this?

@Steal_your_shit I guess they don’t like them: Perfidious Eldar! They had the stars in their grasp and now are left to sift the dust of their once fabulous realm.

This video is also roughly as old as the last major Eldar refresh so it fits even better

Necron Fans interacting the general 40k fanbase:

Who is this Eldar simp... oh its THE Eldar simp. Howd the whole "Iniad" (or what ever its called) thing going?

What all eight of them?

Listen it’s not that I don’t like the fans. They’re cool people. I’m just obligated to dislike knife ears by principle.

I like Eldar Now.. TAU however..

guys, i think he likes eldar, just a hunch i may be reaching here

Eldar have fans? I tought the spaceelfs would use magic ac or something

More appropriate than most uses of that video given the dude in the armor is a Breton. That said I don't think you guys can parry magic.

Let's also not forget the fuck that these knife-eared fucks contributed to the Age of Strife of humanity by murderfucking Slaanesh and letting Chaos put Scrap Codes into Men of Iron that caused them to Revolt and end the Golden Age.

"The Eldar created Slaanesh!" - Going by that the three other gods have existed forever, so has Slaanesh. Even before the Aeldari existed. - The glorification of the whole "planetary orgys" I've genuinely heard people talk about makes absolutely no sense.

@saldyflower Me defending every craftworld character under the sun.

Except he loses immediately

Eldar fans are so sensitive about their faction they have to make posts like these to feel better.

The Necrons fight with them, even if they're enemies in Canon (they hate the 40k fandom too)