Announcing Copilot Cowork, a new way to complete tasks and get work done in M365. When you hand off a task to Cowork, it turns your request into a plan and executes it across your apps and files, grounded in your work data and operating within M365’s security and... governance boundaries.show more

i thought we agreed. no more ai features until you can go 60 days without an incident with windows

Just FYI, this is how you uninstall Copilot.

Nah dog. I’ll stick with Chad Claude

Sorry but say no to

How about you just work on Office not being a slow, unsuable, buggy pile of shit.

Can you fix this first ?

satya can we get a video of you genuinely using copilot with no cuts like the burger ceos are doing for their product?

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I don’t want to see another fast food ceo eat a burger. I want to see you live on camera using copilot.

when are you learning that no one wants this

Announcing more slop by Microslop

Your company just never learns. Nobody wants this garbage slop, and when people voice their frustration about it, you claim to listen to consumers and users about what they want from your products and say you'll make meaningful changes but then proceed to release even more slop..

Introducing the new Diarrhea Buttdump, only from Microslop.

try to do Outlook e-mail search , what a nightmare, please fix this (especially for Mac)

Nice work. I'm sure all 82 people who try this and then never used it again because it's lobotomized by MS corporate guardrails will be absolutely stoked for a brief moment.

Ah yes, more slop

thanks god likes are private so @ThePrimeagen can’t call me out

Microsoft’s AI strategy

Again, we didn't ask for this. We asked for stable core software, which has still not been delivered

Go with the herd - Microslop Cowwork.

Can you fix control + F search in Outlook tho?

An AI agent that operates within M365's security and governance boundaries. So it'll crash during the demo, force a restart, and ask you to update before it finishes your task. Revolutionary.

Announcing: opt-in only, soul-first mainly 💛 𝗱𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘀.𝗻𝗲𝘄