another excuse to post chinese_tire_ballad.webm

lmao

The ability that runaway tires have to hit people is amazing to me

how did it come back for him at the end

doubt anyone would need it but here's the lyrics: I am as free as the wind Just like your tenderness, unable to be retained You push away my outstretched hands You leave, better not look back Endless drifting, craving for freedom All the hardships, endured alone I give you tenderness, you refuse to accept I give you my hands, the real feeling I give you freedom, lasting memories I give you everything, but I cannot stay~~ I am as free as the wind I am as free as the wind Just like your tenderness, unable to be retained You push away my outstretched hands You leave, better not look back Endless drifting, craving for freedom All the hardships, endured alone I give you tenderness, you refuse to accept I give you my hands, the real feeling I give you freedom, lasting memories I give you everything, but I cannot stay~~ I am as free as the wind song: 像風一樣自由

I need to know if that motorcyclist who had the tire creeping behind is still even alive

The one where both tires hit the same car is hilarious because of how statistically unlikely that is

You missed the one where a tire disconnects on the highway and then rolls back to its original car and reconnects

Rabid tires are the real reason I prefer to stay indoors