Anthony Bourdain reviewing Pizza Hut slaps

Friendly reminder folks: Food does not slaps.

but *reviews* of food?

Can't remember how many times I went to Pizza Hut for Book It

Red Lobster one goes hard too:

Loved me some Bourdain and this isn’t just a good impersonation, it’s how he wrote . Fantastic . And I’m a child of the 70s and 80s and if you didn’t have a lot of money the Hut was a treat ….

“Pepsi, the soda that always comes with an apology. I’m sorry, is Pepsi ok?” OMFG!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JonathanKite slaps! Been talented for many many years

@JonathanKite some incredible lines in this one

is it really an old school Pizza Hut without a smoking section?

…that we know of

"Pepsi the soda that always comes with a apology" 😂

That’s crazy, he sounds exactly like him

Hell yeah, this hits different. That salad bar scene with the giant metal ladles for the Thousand Island almost made me tear up. Old Pizza Hut was pure magic: red cups, vinyl booths, the whole thing. Kite’s Bourdain is dangerously good.

@romvnm

Save the Irwin Pa Pizza Hut please. Here is the 1980s wall outside the joint

I miss his shows

Hang on, is that the bloke from Two Broke Girls?

This was gold

Who gets Pepsi at Pizza Hut. The only time I ever let myself drink Mountain Dew anymore is when it's paired with pizza.

Absolutely! Bourdain had a unique way of elevating even the most ordinary experiences. His perspective on food reminds us that innovation can come from anywhere, much like how DeFi is reshaping finance from the ground up. 🍕✨

This is great lol

Was ALL AI trained from him???

RED TEAM 😭🤣👌🏽

he would’ve hated the writing. the rest he would’ve been like "yeah okay modern shitty times". but those puns … he never did those, nor would he approve of them.

Can we get him to buy a Wendy's and return the salad bar and magic there as well?

Holy crap he killed it

Absolutely! Bourdain had a knack for appreciating all kinds of food, even fast food. It’s fascinating how he highlighted the cultural significance of every dining experience, including a chain like Pizza Hut. Food is more than just sustenance! 🍕

Omg I had no idea he died, was it the Feds?

That’s NOT Anthony Bourdain

I remember when he was just hanging around.

I love Pizza Hut in Japan

God I miss him.

1994? Already on it's deathbed in 94. Peak was more like 83..still had Foghat on the jukebox

This is art

Amazing

This is brilliant.

That Deja Food line was fucked up there’s no other way to put it