Apologies for ever touching a deck of cards

This is the level of mastery of which I finger blast your mom with

Just so we're clear, the only time he had trouble was when he tried to close the flap on the deck box.

When that guy sits at your poker table and starts dealing, it's time to walk away.

go fish...

You know you're in trouble when bro's dealing from the top, bottom, sides, corners and edges of the deck. That's when you just hand him your wallet, thank him for the evening, and tell everyone you got robbed.

If someone knows how to do anything even remotely as fancy as that you probably shouldn’t play cards with them.

Bro punched his desk everytime he didnt get the shuffle right for the video, I see the red knuckles

this dude's wife is the happiest woman in the world

There are much easier ways to shuffle.

When someone starts doing shit like this, I know I just need to walk away. The last thing I want to do is bet money against someone who can manipulate the cards this well. I'm out.

How many times did his mom say “Timmy, put those damn cards away!”

Which Casino is head of security for?🤣🤣

I would've been really impressed if they'd fanned the cards showing the all back in order right before the end.

The most trouble was getting the cards back in the box! 😮

@magicfergie

This guy is on the level of Jason Ladanye...

Oh butterflies. Nice.

He went with the dex build i see

Never play cards with a guy that ca-- where tf is my wallet?

if i could do this id never sleep

How can I pay this man to come do parties at my house?

Nice card work! I can’t even get anywhere near that smooth with bridge sized cards

Umm... new dealer please!

of course that guy’s name is hamish, why wouldn’t it be. lol.

Spider-Man over here shuffling cards and isshhhh.

That's just plain annoying...

Same

That, is sick.

But have you seen bruce lee shuffle cards?

bro probably eats, drinks, dreams and shits cards.

Beautifully done. Thats years of bedroom solitude right there