Apparently you can improve upon perfection.

“You can send it to Keir Starmer”

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Those are pretty good ngl

Keir translates into penis from English to Farsi

omg these are so creative

“Oh it’s so big” 😂😂😂

It *is* way too big

Liberals have so much sexual frustration.

"My newer work takes on the patriarchy by cheekily painting men as dicks." Only men of course. The irony...

Brave and inspirational. And such talent! Call the moma now!

“You know how many foods are shape like dicks? … the best kinds.”