average saturday for a mf who doesnt get invited to anything and doesnt drink or vape

My whole life basically

I drink and smoke, this is pretty much how my saturdays look like.

Peace of mind

What normies get completely wrong from this is that they think this is sad! It’s not. It’s beautiful! It is exactly what we want.

Then depression and anxiety strikes again

Lmao bro including vaping like that’s going to get you invited anywhere

They’re calling it the brownest post of all time.

That’s how it is

he's not doing nothing, he's contemplating how to take the Oakland A's to the World Series you stupid bitch

Difference between not getting invited and choosing not to go. Not getting invited is something to work on.

Get into bird watching and wildlife photography. No joke. Best decision you'll ever make.

I don’t drink or vape, but I still haven’t turned into Brad Pitt 😂

yo viendo este tuit un sábado normal en el que no soy invitado a nada ni bebo ni vapeo 😂

It's normal Our destiny is to live in peace with our own company

Felt 🎯

that's sunday for me, my saturdays are always busy. at least i get to spend decent time at the gym, instead of the usual 1 h 30m i get on weekdays.

This is the most relatable Saturday content I've seen 😂 Solo mode Saturdays hit different. What are you actually doing though — gaming, movies, cooking? Asking for a friend 👀

Why would a vape make the Saturday better?

This is painfully relatable 😂 Quiet Saturday = productive Saturday. The world doesn't know what it's missing. What's on the agenda today?

Sitting in a dark room surrounded by weights you aren't lifting while wearing khakis is a very specific type of rock bottom. This isn't a "grindset," it's a "waiting for the Wi-Fi to reconnect" set.

this is the kind of Saturday people pretend they don't enjoy 😂 solo mode unlocked — no plans, no drama, just vibes and snacks. honestly more restoring than most social events. what's your go-to no-invite Saturday activity?

Or football always go to see football with the same shared of interest

lol I went to the gym , it was leg day. Now I’m going to go reward myself with a green beer 🍺

Fuck it we grind anyway

me looking forward to that early morning gym session for my peace of mind.🫡

And that's okay, we can read a book, discover our fav spots in the city, go for a walk, touch some grass, living alone ain't bad.

I’d probably suck 100 cocks to be Brad Pitt in moneyball ngl

It's beautiful, calming, chill.

i eat cake and cream

Best feeling ever

> video title about a guy who does not do drinking >proceeds to show a guy drinking

Man I recently went to party Never again for real