Barstool Watermelon Review - Smith County Watermelons

Okay, you guys caught me. Yes...I palmed half of a chicken nugget. I was on the verge of puking. I ate half of the forty-ninth and palmed the other half of the nugget. You caught me. I'm sorry. But I was on the verge of puking. Forty-nine and a half is not bad.

Throw a pinch of salt on that bad boy and you’ll really be cooking with gas

I found the thing that he used to cut the waddamelon.

Want to try orange or yellow watermelon @stoolpresidente? Grown here in Kern County, CA

Make plans to be at Mississippi Watermelon Festival in Smith County next summer

It’s not bruised Dave, it’s overripe. I’m a watermelon 🍉 expert. When I worked in the Hunts Point Market I moved watermelons by the truckload 🚛. Let’s link up for a watermelon review, and I’ll teach you all about them.

This porn should be removed from Twitter. That looks incredible.

That’s a baby watermelon compared to the ones that they grow in Cave city Arkansas.

@colbydane4 Smith Co. Mississippi baby!!