Bartwayne is BACK baby

white boy said he "felt like a slave"

i know like 5 dudes that would play this on the way to their child support court appearance

I’d like you to know that “dancing dick first” has been in my lexicon since that first tweet.

I don’t body shame, I just think he should stick to the baggier pants bc watching this vid I get an uncanny valley feeling. Like his legs aren’t actually his own lol. Looking like he edited his upper body onto someone’s else’s legs.

he’s y’all-ing around st. charles, a st.louis suburb that’s not very country or southern

What did you do to this clip? There's no way he sucks this fuckin bad

Gotta say, not sure I love a white dude in a cowboy hat comparing himself to being a slave.

Guy who keeps buying rounds of shots for you and your wife at the bar because he thinks he can outlast you phenotype

I would kill to have his level of confidence and lack of self awareness. That dude is probably a phenomenal sales guy. I need to hire him.

@LindseyGrahamSC you would have loved this 🥹❤️😔

does he have jeans under his jeans?

This is pure garbage. Please stop. Im violently ill.

Bartwayne, Markwayne’s brother uncle

I think about dancing dick first daily since that post

more like dickhop imo

This is the type of stuff I bet Dave Rubin listens to in the car.

is the that boy from Missouri... who is in misery?

Fuck. Just as bad as I remember.

What in the white trash jiggle billy....

this is so good

I like at the end where he sounds like an elderly man talking into a walkie talkie

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"I gave like a slave" "Now I'm back on this road" OK so he doesn't know what a slave is. Fucking goy's man

Love him

R-kansas Kelly 🔥🔥🔥

Drink in my hand I’m drinkin and drivin

Ladies!

Sheeit he never left

this is so much worse than i thought it was gonna be :( he shouldn't be allowed to use anything but his fake deep nashville voice. his normal voice is way too "midwest software engineer with a massive weapons arsenal you're gonna hear about on the news some day"

@ByYourLogic this seems up your alley