Being bothered by tiny insects whilst sleeping seems to be a universal problem

The tiny portraits on the wall 😭 Fun fact: red squirrels build several nests and swap between them so fleas and mites don't pile up in one. This guy's landlord clearly handles that for him.

Mosquitoes home in on CO2 and body heat, so a small fan aimed across the bed does more than any spray.

it's because of the light, you stupid fkn twat

Turn that damn light off! That's what's attracting moths.

Nothing compares to the sensation of a spider crawling up your nose whilst asleep. Almost indescribable sensation, akin to that twizzling anguish of pleasurable sensitivity with zero comfort

Universal, yes — the insects seem to view it as a personal sleepover invitation 🦟

I want to hold that BABY