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When Aunt Tracee has had too many Proseccos at the Wedding and starts hitting on 21 year old Nephew Stephen
Numb-face Elain dance
Go make us all a sandwich.
When ‘I’ve still got it’ starts sounding like a threat.
"Ma'am, this is a junior high dance and the teachers are supposed to be supervising "
When the molly hits and you have no gum
Karen from HR after a hard day of letting go 5000 employees.
That's exactly the type of crazy I am looking for in a wife
When the molly hits at the HOA end of summer party.
Cocaine.... it's a helluva drug
When you pop your head into the nightclub at the all inclusive resort
. Drunk Mississippi Queen: You know she was a dancer She moved better on Wine.. 🍷🍷🍷
The cougar takedown you may not survive but will always remember
Hope that wasn't the staff Christmas party 😬
I’m definitely down!!! I’ve been meaning to change my identity and move three states away anyway.
When “one more drink” unlocks a side quest
Ex at high school reunion hypes herself up to much in the bathroom with too much nose chalk and secures the Dub
Above the hot crazy line.
"Where are the kids?" "At school..." "There is no school" (Shutter Island)
"When the divorce went though and you got half of everything even though you've been cheating on him since the start and the kids aren't his"
Sexiest weirdo of all time
Alone in the Dark
When your realize AI cant make this any worse
When the photographer says “just be yourself".
Interviewer: what kind of energy you can bring to our company? Her: hold my beer :)
Flatter than a wood floor!
Hun I think we should go home now. They are starting to talk. No really, Janet already whispered something in Derek's ear. No! We have to go! You don't even like this song. Pee? You always have to pee.
