Best Iran USA caption wins

The gator is like; “unhand me human, I am an apex predator, don’t carry me like a child. Ugh, this is so embarrassing” 😂

Should have sent this guy to open the Strait of Hormuz..

Contender for best caption for sure

😂😂

Dudes living on the edge and eventually the edge catches you. Guaranteed.

He said her new pond then put her in a kiddie pool 😂

This nigga really carrying me gang smh

Dude is hauling a friggin dinosaur around

it's like a big baby 😂

Nigga think he Steve Irwin

What the hell are you doing with him or her...so stupid

What a lousy environment for that gator.

Iran: "You sent your best?" USA: gets mouth taped, hoisted like luggage, and dropped in the kiddie pool….

He look like the nigga from Power. The club owner.

How do ppl get comfortable being around an alligator!? 😐

i swear mfs need to seek employment bro 😂😂

That crocodile deserves so much more than a cheap kiddy pool. Set it free and stop torturing the damn thing

DJT just tagged Jr Ayatollah and captioned it “see you later alligator” 🇺🇸💪

Did he grab her from the crocussy?!

Just like when my French Bulldog submits right before I pick her up, she just flops to the ground and stays still ‘cause she knows she can’t escape my hands. Don’t have to tape up her mouth tho! 🤣🤣

This is so cruel for the gator. Putting him in that tiny pool to swim instead of his normal lakes or springs is just awful. It’d be like giving Michael Phelp’s a bathtub to practice the butterfly stroke during Olympic training. Not cool at all. This crap enrages me!

Not funny! The pool is to damn small and the water will overheat during the summer months!! DISGUSTING ASS HUMANS!!

Iran faster when I saw the black guy then the alligator

One man said, "All men are equal but some men are more equal than others", this is what he meant.

@4tuneAjuna :)))))))). Someone wants to be choked, gagged and picked up

Gator dont like dark meat lol

It’s insane that a person can have a literal dinosaur in their yard..

You are bad dude , I want to fight you. lol

Build her a pool. Stop being cheap. Lol! Make it a little bit livable and comfortable.

The Black Crocodile Hunter and he’s quite good the man also wrestler with pythons and handle cobras .

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-20 aura🐊❌

I could never muster up the courage to touch an alligator! 🐊 I’m scared to death of them. Rightly so, I believe! 😬 😱 😳

Skipping leg day.

%100 this crocodile numbed before the scene 🎬

What exactly does Mother's Milk do with that super meta man shaped like a crocodile?

Such a well behaved swamp pupper

He needs to speak though 😏