Beware of jack-o’-lanterns…

Jack-o'- lanterns only encourage the worst possible outcomes 🤭🎃

Wait till she learns the origin of the Christmas tree

ummm…it’s pronounced “sow-win”, thenk yeww!- Comic Book Guy, and Glenn Danzig, probably

Pact. The word you're looking for is pact.

Some people don't need a lantern anymore. The similarity is close enough. lol

If you learned everything you know about Samhain from someone who can’t even pronounce it correctly, you’re not off to a great start.

Jack weeps.

Does she have any idea it was originally a turnip? You know, like her brain?