Beware of yoga…

I used to do Christian stretching with some of the girls in my church. Tons of fun.

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Wait, there’s a god called Downward Dog?

I remember this same type of lady telling us in Sunday School similar nonsense about Christian Rock, saying all Rock music was that of the devil. Stryper really seemed to set them off, lol

The Bible also says that women shouldn't be pastors, just FYI!

Isn’t it telling that the only people who get demon possessed are “Christians”. 🤔

So yoga is bad because it’s “demonic”, but she did jazz dance? Does she not know people made the same argument about jazz as a genre and everything tied to it? 🙄 Just people afraid of anything different from them, calling it demonic, again and again. No surprise there.

I much prefer the company of folks who do yoga as compared to Christian stretching.

Bible thumper logic! It’s thousands of years old but it’s a fad!

Positions named after 300 million gods? Has she been reading the Kama Sutra?

BURRAHAHAHAHA, she's gonna freak out when she finds out that there's no white people in the Bible.