Biblical times were a nightmare

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The Good Samaritan.

Like the opposite of Trump. Literally the opposite. NO ONE in the future will believe that it was just ONE fat asshole that did and said all that stupid shit.

Jesus theory...sounds like the Shakespeare theory.

This joke would kill in Bethlehem. Glad to see you're going there.

Jesus existed and he got fucked up and nailed to a cross because people were assholes

Wow, this is very stupid. A better way to describe this phenomenon is that people started treating their clanmates the way they treat their housemates and children. An expanding circle of altruism.

i haven't seen this bit is it new?

Shits whack

I thought this was going to be your Sandwich Joe bit.

Such a great bit lol

Ever thought about touring the UK Patton?

i'm convinced Mary lied about his conception to avoid being stoned to death and it got out of hand

"No rule of law" Kinda like now?...

Shut up ya godless bastard no one wants your communism or your socialism.